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Posts tagged Chuck Norris
Dec
17
To Watch List of 2012
If the world would indeed end on 2012, it would not be due to natural calamities, a super massive black hole, an asteroid collision, or a zombie apocalypse. It will end because of extreme manliness, and Chuck Norris’ beard.
Nov
22
God Help Us All
*cross-posted at http://bokgil.wordpress.com/2011/11/22/275/
I think the Mayans were correct in their 2012 prediction. I mean, look at this:
Stallone, Willis, Schwazenneger, Van Damme, and NORRIS!
That’s right. CHUCK F*CKING NORRIS!
Not even the combined strengths of Batman, Iron Man, Captain America, Thor, and the Hulk is enough to save us from Chuck Norris‘ fist hidden underneath that beard of his.
God help us all.
Sep
10
Only Chuck Norris could withstand Chuck Norris.
Aug
1
Expendables 2 adds Chuck Norris and John Travolta
The head of a Bulgarian film studio where The Expendables 2 is to start shooting in September has name-checked a few new actors who will be appearing in the film.
“Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, John Travolta, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Chuck Norris, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Dolph Lundgren, Mickey Rourke. Who else? Of course, Bruce Willis,” David Varod, CEO at Nu Boyana Studios, told news website Novanite in an interview…
Feb
25
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…wot..
Submitted by dayanatuna
Jesus may have WALKED on WATER, but only Chuck Norris can SWIM on LAND!!!
